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Last month, all of us here at LitVision celebrated our first birthday party! We were too cheap to rent a space, so we held it on the internet. Just a little informal gathering of imaginary friends! If you missed it, don’t worry, we took plenty of pictures…
First, we rolled out the red carpet as an amazing array of celebrities began to arrive:
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Oprah
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Paris
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Danny & his Big Banana
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Pete Doherty & Kate Moss
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Danjamin Lopezkawitz from OTP
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Actress Audrey Jaymes, an avid reader!
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The LitVision Rooster
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Editor Kelly
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Editor Zeke & Nicola. He's a real-life pirate!
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Editor Patrick and Julie!
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Oh and Jesus was there. He's everywhere, man!
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Then, we brought out the beer to loosen things up. Everyone had a few sips!
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And dainty hors d’oevres were served.
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After everyone had enough to drink, it was time for the feasts!
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Oh, did we mention Mike Tyson was there?
Then, the best Marilyn Monroe impersonator $17 could buy sang "Happy Birthday Mr. Editor" to Editor Pat!
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Some people in the crowd were so excited by the performance, they displayed irrelevant signs!
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Next, a shamefully brief parade of wonderful people presented their gifts to Editor Pat...
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By then, the group was ready for the cake, but where was it???
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Oh, here it is...
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Eating tons of crappy food got everyone in the mood for some dancing!
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ABBA provided the music … with President Bush pitching in on lead vocals!
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Finally, we were eager to start some fun and games.
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Twister
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Pin the tail on the donkey
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Pinata bashing
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and plenty of shuffleboard!
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After that, the crowd took their seats as Editor Pat began an 8 hour presentation detailing his feats of literary greatness over the past year...
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Everyone loved it! Oh, how they cheered!
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In fact, the audience made so much noise, some unwelcome visitors showed up...
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And they beat the shit out of us! :)
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Then we all went home.
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See you at next year’s party!
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