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and NOTORIOUS literary figures (plus a few unknowns
thrown in for good measure)...
Here Now For
Your Pleasure:
Editor Pat's
Literary Rant Garden:
*Rant #11: July 2005 intro: A
pathetic episode of begging
and bullying intended to get
you to buy Bukowski Never
Did This. Of course, not a
single person listened to me!
*Rant #10: June 05 intro: On
getting overthrown by a
fascist junta, losing my job &
girlfriend, yet still keeping my
queer shoulder to the wheel
(Ginsberg).
*Rant #9: May 05 intro. There
was no intro this month. Deal
with it.
Rant #8: April 05 intro:
My most eloquent and
well-received rant yet.
Rant #7: March issue intro,
which was published in April
to avoid the Curse of the Ides!
*ULA Monday Report, 4/4/05,
Simon & Schuster imprint's
shady dealings.
*Rant #6: February intro, about
joining the ULA and
neglecting all the women in
my life.
*Rant #5: January 05 intro, in
which i actually have
something important to
announce: Jack Saunders'
book!
*Rant #4: December's issue
intro, which finds Pat
sentenced to 50 years in
Disneyland. (Don't fret, he
escapes two days later).
*Rant #3: LitVision November
issue intro.
A preview of LitVision Press &
our editorial staff photo
shoot!?
*Rant #2: LitVision October
issue intro, where i let loose
some spittle, while pretty
airplanes meander across the
background, like Sept. 11
without all the death and
destruction.
*Rant #1: LitVision September
2004 issue intro, which brings
together anti-Borders rhetoric
and a baby photo my Grandma
took of me in the early 80's.
Wow!
*ULA Monday Report:
In which i prattle on about the
power of e-zines. This was
picked up by the ULA as the
MR for 9/6/04.
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shouldn't be published, either in the physical world or on the internet.
Submit to Literary Vision Magazine first, but consider your other
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The Unholy Biscuit fiction magazine
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Misanthropists Anonymous writing site,
run by the lovely and talented Kelly Hallam.
Zeke and Kelly are both young British writers, who keep it real and
haven't yet sold out to the establishment. On the contrary, Lit Vision
editor Patrick Simonelli plans to sell out the first chance he gets.
However, in the mean time he is still somewhat cool, and not afraid of
a little healthy competition.
SUPPORT THE GOOD GUYS!
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*Publish about real life.
*Support our starving real writers.
*Admit that today's system ruins art.
The ULA's success depends on literary activism.
What can you do to help? Check out the ULA's website
and then answer that question for yourself. Literary Vision
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plus our own efforts to "save literature."
BERLIN (Reuters) - A wild bull on the loose in
southern Germany was brought under control by the
charms of a cow which lured the distressed male
back to the barn, police said on Friday.
"When bulls break out there's no telling what might
happen," a police spokesman in the town of Hof said.
"He was pretty worked up."
Authorities were getting a tranquilizer gun ready when
the farmer's niece suggested luring the bull back
home with a cow on a leash.
"It worked," the spokesman said. "He calmed right
down and trotted behind her back to the barn."
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