April 2, 2005 It is with the greatest of pleasure, that I, Editor Pat, write the March Issue Intro, in April. March is infamous for sending bad luck my way. Plus, the weather is usually cold and crummy. Humbug! The good news is that March is behind us for another year. My ten readers have missed out on a lot of news while I've been in hiding, so I won't beat around the bush... NEWS: I've become the webmaster for the Underground Literary Alliance. The group used to have a perfectly respectable web site, but being the ULA, they asked me to redesign it. The fools! Anyway, check out the new site HERE! NEWS: I am also starting my run as Underground Literary Adventures writing blog co-editor, along with Antipatico's Marissa Ranello, who brings some respectability to our team. Some, but not much. The ULA blog is located HERE!! NEWS: LitVision's book project, Bukowski Never Did This by Jack Saunders, is mere weeks away from hitting the presses! I'm very excited that writer and designer David Barringer  :) agreed to design the cover for us. A painting by Stone Riley ;) will be featured somewhere on the cover, as will a lovely bar code, and a nude picture of Editor Pat's beer belly. NEWS: Pat will celebrate his 25th birthday on April 8th. Keep him in your prayers, because Julie Ann is probably the only one who'll remember his birthday. Stay tuned to find out if she bakes him a cake or spells his name right on the card... That's all for now. See you in next month...or rather, in two weeks! Yours, Patrick Simonelli editor@LitVision.org