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I thought it was gonna be vacation city for me. Then i looked at the
fucking calendar, and the holidays all fall on the weekend, when i'm
off anyway! I shouldn't complain...i spent the first week of December
on a marathon business trip sandwiched around two days at Disneyland!
That's right, me and the familial work crew busted our Italian asses
in 2004, so BossMaster James had enough cash to treat us to a couple
days of decadence!
I felt rather guilty having fun in LaLa Land while all the world's
going to shit, but then again hey what am i suppose to do about it? I
came away from there (and Disney is a very creepy place, if you
REALLY think about it) with an incredible amount of respect for Walt
Disney. He created an empire out of belief in his own vision,
dedication to quality and talent, and a whole lot of hard work.
Disney had balls, that's for sure. I wish they would un-freeze his
head and give the man a proper burial.
Anyway, Disney and December are the reasons LitVision came out two
weeks late this month. It was worth the wait, to my eight loyal
nonexistent readers! I've put together an issue here that will kick
your ass if you actually take the time to read it. I know that's
asking a lot. My own wife Julie Ann doesn't even read it.
Some news: The Lit Vision e-zine will no longer pay $3.33 for
submissions. I've put an end to that madness, because our accountant
is an incompetent, corrupt, slovenly stumble-bum with white trash
values. He's now going to hoard all of Lit Vision's funds and devote
them to the aptly named LitVision Press, which will be spurting out
printed matter in a couple of months! {Random e-zine contributors
will be sent exotic gifts at Pat's discretion! What fun!}
I don't have to tell you anything else except enjoy the holidays, and
watch out for LitVision in 2005!
~Patrick Simonelli
editor@LitVision.org
Pat gets hasseled at the
gates of Disney!
Dizney, Mickey Mowce.
(note: names have been changed to protect
the innocent)
All rights reserved, and relished.